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Music At A Pace That Only A Mother Could Love

by Glass Sandwich

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1.
Your 2 biggest votes Are your billfold & ballot If you vote with a bullet It's a story you won't live to tell it People really do need government Because so many people are idiots So very few people give each other respect The state of the world Makes me angry as heck Don't want a Wal Mart don't Support them simple & plain If you give them your money Then you really can't complain You'd think this was all Just common sense But the sensible people are Outnumbered by idiots
2.
Los Vampiros 00:50
cuidado de los vampiros estoy vivo y no puedo morir porque un vampiro me ha mordido no me convierto en murcielago pero vivo la vida perpetuo solo en la oscuridad estoy tan solo siempre en la oscuridad estoy tan solo porque un vampiro me ha mordido
3.
Think for yourself because no one should do it for you
4.
(instrumental)
5.
The lyrics for this song could have been ripped from a Streamline Assault Weapon track- but they are a fresher display of my unwillingness to take anything too seriously and the parts where there actually are words in this song are fairly easy to understand- or so said one of my friends once.
6.
The lyrics to this song were so stupid I either: A) Didn't even write them down B) Didn't actually write lyrics C) The lyrics sheets infuriated my dog with their stupidity so he angrily ate them. Answer: Both A & B
7.
Black Flag 00:53
I side with no one Cause I stand alone Don't think that you can wave my flag You should get your own They say there's power in numbers But that many people will let you down I'd rather stand for what I believe Than to try and entertain some clowns I'm a leader with no followers And I like it that way I dictate nothing to no one Living principles of anarchy
8.
Fuck Kill Marry (repeat)
9.
Everything is falling apart That's just how the system is maintained Oh they need you You don't need them They need you But everything is falling apart
10.
Nobody enjoys sunrises or sunsets anymore Everybody's so preoccupied with their own lives What's the sun to them? (until) Nuclear sunrise Nuclear sunset Nuclear sunset... Breathe it all in (Last word)
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(instrumental)

about

After their furious 19 song debut "Streamline Assault Weapon" in 2007 Glass Sandwich went on hiatus for years leaving their fans only to speculate what must have become of such a shitty angry band. Rumors mounted that mayhaps several of the band members may have been killed or horribly dismembered by the other band members- potentially even something worse might have befallen this group- nobody seemed to know for sure.
15 years later Glass Sandwich has returned from wherever they were hiding to produce a smaller offering of 11 tracks many of which seem to actually have lyrics which turns out even surprised them. The singer commented "Well I mean, 15 years was a lot of time to marinate on something to say and with most of our fans thinking we'd probably all just died or something so there wasn't a whole lot of things to distract me from writing down my thoughts- so I figured why not write some shitty lyrics down for some shitty songs and see if those other goofballs were up to cut another EP with me?" The singer is reputed to almost always speak in run-on sentences. Apparently the 15 years break also gave them some time to practice their instruments & they really think it shows in their new sophomore release. That said, it is reported that the drummer spent the bulk of that 15 year break just cussing at a wall in a bedroom he was renting from a friend..... Anyways, no long songs on this release either- but on the 1st review given by an anonymous small time periodical published these words in regards to M.A.A.P.T.O.A.M.C.L.
"I don't think I heard their 1st record "Buy An Assault Weapon" or whatever, but they sent me a free copy of this one along with a letter begging me to rave about how much they'd improved. So I guess they have? Who really cares? Anyway, thanks for the $80 Glass Sandwiches, I will go buy some weed now and enjoy the rest of my day thanks to this experience."

credits

released October 11, 2022

Cover photo taken by someone affiliated wit the Arbor Day foundation.
Donate to the trees if you have some extra scratch.

Drums, drum machine, bass, keyboard, guitar, washer drain hose, and vocals, basically all noises played by Glass Sandwich except for:

"They're coming, lock the doors!" sampled from YouTube video by that title
posted by Vidfan

Ice being dropped into drilled ice cave sampled from some reel on Instagram couldn't look it back up or I'd have tried to give credit proper.

Dog yips and whines were my dog.

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Visitor Eleven Peoria, Illinois

Visitor11 is but one person making all these tracks and albums.
Sometimes I do have a guest on a song, or more commonly sample stuff. My dog appears on more of my stuff than anyone but myself.

People out there already doing anything I do better than me, I just hope to entertain some people.

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